英语笑话（双语）81 理由
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping sonand woke him up.
一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。
Wake up, son.
起来，儿子。
It's time to go to school.
去学校的时间到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是为什么?我不想去学校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老师都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!这不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
来吧，你必须去学校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是学校的校长。
