听美剧学英语-摩登家庭第二季 第15集：莉莉的生日

was that you were still trying to figure out your life.

你还在试图找寻生命的目标

Really?-Yeah.

真的-对

- Okay. Mom? - Dede?

-老妈 你怎么解释 -迪蒂

- Aren't we all? - Uh, no. Not really.

谁不是在找目标呢-不是吧

Why would you not mention that I'm married?

你为什么不跟他说我结婚了

Oh, God, Claire.

老天 克莱尔

Not everything in a conversation is about you.

跟人家聊天干嘛一定得提到你

Mom...

妈...

...I could use some help in the kitchen.

...麻烦您老来厨房一趟

Your words, not mine.

你说的哦 我可没说过

You came here in a limo?

你开加长轿车来的?

Yep. That's right, little dude.

没错 小朋友

Are you rich?

你很有钱吗

Luke, that's not polite.

卢克 这样问很不礼貌哦

美国交警不检查加长轿车司机酒驾 因其通常是婚礼用车

Maybe Robbie isn't rich,

罗比没准儿没什么钱

but he needs a limo because he has a lot of DUIs.

他只是需要加长轿车来逃避醉驾盘查

Nope. It's nothing like that.

不 那是瞎扯

The truth is, Luke, I am rich,

事实上 卢克 我富得流油

but not with money.

当然不是指金钱上

I've got my abs,

我有迷人的腹肌

I've got my hair,

外加一头秀发

and I've got a super-sweet job driving that limo outside.

我的工作就是开外面那辆加长轿车到处跑

Cool.-It is Cool.

酷毙了-是很酷

Hey, Luke, who's taller?

卢克 我和你爸

Me or your dad?

谁个儿高

Oh... I don't think we need to...

我觉得咱们没必要...

I am just wearing socks, buddy.

我没穿鞋哦

I just don't understand why you invited him to my house.

我真不能理解你把他叫来是想干嘛

Because he's an old friend.

他是个老朋友嘛

What was I gonna do... not invite him?

不然你想让我怎样...不鸟他吗

Yes. Yes.

没错

Sweetheart, I don't know about you,

宝贝 我不知道你是啥情况

but that is not the way I was raised.

但我小时候可不是这么被教育的

You raised me.

我是被你教育大的

You're overthinking this.

总之是你想太多了

I was thinking that it might be a hoot

我还以为见到他

for you to see him again.

能让你高兴呢

And did you think it might be a hoot to ask me first?

那你想过没 提前跟我打个招呼我会更高兴

No. If I'd asked you, you would have said no.

没 如果我事先问你 你肯定不会答应

Of course, mom. Of course I would have said no.

废话 老妈 我当然不会答应

Oh. And I'm the bad guy.

所以一切都是我的错吗

Honestly, Claire,

说真的 克莱尔

I wish I had a tape recorder.

我真希望能把你的话录下来

Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears.

很久很久之前 有一家小熊熊

There was papa bear...

家里有熊爸爸...

That's you, Jay.

该你了 杰

Ah. Okay. Let's see.

好吧 我看看啊

Do you want me to hold it and stand in the driveway?

是不是要我到院子里举这书你才能看见啊

Holy mackerel, this is good salmon.

老天啊 这鲑鱼真不错

I feel like they missed an oppor...

我觉得他们错过...

I don't want to eat the fish.

我不要吃鱼

They are my friends!"

它们都是我的好朋友

What kind of voice is that?

你鬼哭狼嚎什么呢

- I am a bear. - A bear?

我在扮演熊熊-你那是熊吗

I was gonna get a crucifix.

我差点要去拿十字架来驱魔了

And then the baby bear said...

然后小熊熊说...

Good night, mama. Good night, papa.

妈咪晚安 爸爸安安

This has been the best day ever."

这是我有生以来最高兴的一天

And after she kissed her parents good night,

接着她跟父母分别晚安亲亲

she drifted off to sleep.

然后慢慢进入梦乡

The end.

故事完

She? Baby bear's a girl?

她吗 这是只小母熊啊

We have to do it over.

那咱得重来一遍

I would have played it totally different.

小母熊可不能这么演

- I think you nailed it. - And what's that supposed to mean?

我倒觉得你挺像的-你啥意思

Manny, you're fine.

曼尼 没事了

But, Jay, I need to tell you something.

但是 杰 我得跟你说两句

It's a bear, Gloria. I did the best I could.

我已经尽力扮演一只熊了 歌洛莉亚

No. I don't want you to get upset about this,

不 我要说的是 我不想你不开心

but I'm not going to the party.

可是我不去那生日派对了

What?

什么

Yeah, it's because your ex-wife is going to be there,

因为你前妻也要去

and we're never good together.

你知道我们一直处不来

I'm feeling very nervous.

我一想这个就紧张

It's better that I stay here.

我还是不去了比较好

Wow. I...

我...

I don't know what to say.

我真不知道该怎么说

Greatest news ever!

简直是特大喜讯

So you're okay with this?

你同意了是吧

Well, I wouldn't say I'm okay with it, but I get it.

也不能说很同意吧 但我理解

初次圣礼: 天主教仪式 指第一次领圣餐

I feel like I'm in the same boat with your friend's daughter's

其实我对去参加你朋友女儿的初次圣礼

first communion coming up.

也是一样的感觉

I always felt like the husband never liked me.

我一直觉得那女孩儿她爸不喜欢我

Maybe you're right.

或许你是对的

I should probably skip it.

我压根儿就不该去

Wait, wait, wait.

等等

So Robbie Sullivan's at your house right now.

你是说罗比·苏利文现在在你家

Yes, he is having dinner with my family.

对 他正跟我家跟我家人共进晚餐呢

And let me tell you something.

跟你们说

This chick was fat.

那小妞超肥的

Every time he opens his mouth,

他每张一次嘴

I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.

我就感觉我女儿对我的尊重越来越低了

You know, I never liked that guy.

其实我一直都不喜欢那家伙

He used to always put me in a headlock.

他总是用手臂给我来个"锁喉"

It is amazing the freaks we used to date.

咱们怎么老和极品约会啊

Ello, gov'nah!

各位盆友 乃们好啊

I gotta jump.

我得挂了

All right. Let's hear it.

好吧 你继续

Sir Fizbo-lot,

费兹波·拉特

royal court Jester, at your service.

皇家剧团御用小丑 为您效劳

I understand there's a little princess

我听说这儿有位小公主

oos in need of a jolly good time!

想乐呵乐呵

No!

没戏

Your 'ighness said that the clown

殿下 您说过小丑

doesn't fit the princess theme.

不适合出现在公主生日会

But "me finks"...

但是鄙人愚见...

That a court Jester is right as rain!

皇家御用小丑简直太合适了

There goes the theory

我再也不信人家说的

that an English accent makes everyone sound smart.

英国口音会让人听起来聪明些的垃圾理论了

Oh, come on.

拜托

It's gonna be a boring party without any entertainment.

如果一点娱乐节目都没有 生日会多无聊啊

I agree, which is why I hired a princess.

这点我赞同 所以我雇了个公主

Cue the gasp.

惊呼开始

How could you do that? How dare you?!

你怎么能 你怎么敢

Entertaining and delighting children is who I am.

我生来就是为了让孩子们开心的

Just be a parent.

你还是先当好家长吧

- But I want to... - Go.

但我很想...-给我出去

- I want to... - Now. Stop.

我想...-住嘴

I was thinking about what you said,

我想了一下你刚才说的话

and maybe I should go to the party.

我觉得我还是该去那个生日会

What'd I say? I didn't say anything.

我说什么啦 我什么都没说啊

About Maria Victoria's first communion.

你说的玛利亚·维多利亚初次圣礼的事

We cannot let other people

我们不能因为外人

make us miss important family events.

而错失自己的家庭活动

What? I'm gonna miss Alex's graduation,

难道我不能去艾丽克斯的毕业典礼

all of Haley's weddings, just because of Dede?

还有海莉的所有婚礼 就因为那个迪蒂吗

I love them. They're my family, too.

我也爱他们 他们也是我的家人

Whoa, whoa. Slow down.

等等

You're up to weddings already?

你都准备参加婚礼了吗

H-h-how about this?

这么着吧

Try missing tomorrow,

明天先别去了

and then just see how that feels.

看看你到底啥感觉

Ay, Jay.

杰

You're so good to me.

你对我真好

That's why I have to go.

所以我更得去了

You're gonna be there for me

我知道明天你会陪着我

the same way I'm gonna be there for you

就好像玛利亚·维多利亚初次圣礼那天

at Maria Victoria's first communion.

我也会陪着你一样

Wait a minute. That's back on the table?

等等 怎么连这事都不能幸免

Well, you know, we didn't want to break curfew.

你知道的 我们不想破坏门禁的规定

Curfew?!

门禁

Oh, right.

不是吧

As if you two ever honored a curfew.

你们俩压根就没把门禁当过一回事

I love your stories, Nana. Keep on goin'.

姥姥 我喜欢你的故事 继续说

Your father used to scare the crap out of me.

你老爹以前把我吓的屁滚尿流的

Well, evidently not enough to keep you from sneaking in

显然还是没成功的喝阻你 让你不再

3:00 in the morning.

凌晨三点溜进来

I didn't know whether to punish you

我都不知道是要骂你

or make you pancakes.

还是帮你做个煎饼

Hey, hey! Ha ha ha ha!

喂 喂 哈哈哈哈

Halfway through dinner, I told Claire

晚餐吃到一半时 我跟克莱尔说

that whenever she had the urge to lash out at her mother,

无论何时她忍不住要喷她妈妈的时候

she should just squeeze my hand instead.

她就捏我的手发泄就可以了

A doctor had to cut off my wedding ring.

捏肿到一个医生得把我的结婚戒指切下来

Claire, you remember that time we cut school

克莱尔你记得那时候我们翘课

- and we went out to the pier... - Mm-hmm.

然后去码头-恩

...And we played that game, and you won the...

我们玩了那个游戏 你赢了

- Giant panda bear! - The panda bear... Right.

大熊猫-大熊猫 是的

Yeah. Yes.

是啊是啊

Yeah.

对的

Do you remember what we did after that?

记得那之后我们做了什么吗

Yes.

记得

Hey, do you still like roller coasters?

你还喜欢坐过山车吗

Not this one.

不了

You know, Robbie was a rogue,

知道吗 虽然罗比当年是个坏孩子

but he could charm your socks off.

但他就是能把你迷的袜子都掉了

Although I doubt he stopped there.

虽然我不太相信他会就此打住

- Wow, mom. - Mom?

-哇塞 老妈 -妈

We're all adults here, honey, pretty much.

我们这儿都是成年人 亲爱的 几乎都是

Okay, I think we're... we're done.

好了 我觉得 我们吃好了

Yeah, well, I better get going.

好吧 我还是该走了

I've got an early-morning run, celebrity client.

我明早还有活 客户是个名人

Don't ask me who.

别问我他是谁

Let's just say that if I'm late,

要是我迟到了

I'll be in Jeopardy.

我的命将会在危险边缘摇摇欲坠

Who is Alex Trebek?

谁是艾利克斯·崔百克

Jeopardy危险边缘: 美国知名猜谜节目 主持人就是Alex Trebek艾利克斯·崔百克

Uh, he's a game-show host. Why?

是个游戏节目主持人 怎么了

No reason.

没什么

Claire.-Yes?

克莱尔-什么事

This was incredible. Thanks a lot.

这真是很棒的一餐 谢谢

S-so great. It was so great.

太棒了 这太棒了

- So good to see you. - I know.

很高兴见到你-我知道

Catching up was so fun.

老朋友重新聚一聚的确是挺有意思的

Really good.

很好

Hey, you... you take good care.

你 你保重

- You take good care, now. - Yes.

保重-是的

Ohh, let's do it. Let's do that.

就这样 就这样

I'll walk you out.

我送你出去

Bye!

再见

- Really, mom? - I was young.

-都是真的吗 老妈 -我那时还年轻

I thought he was sexy.

我觉得他很性感

- Go to your room. - Okay.

回房去-好吧

I did it.

我做到了

She brought all the crazy in her arsenal,

她把她那些狗屁倒灶的把戏都使出来了

and I did not crack.

而我没有翻脸

I think a bone in my hand did.

我的一根手骨倒是断裂了[断裂与翻脸同字]

Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

亲爱的 对不起 对不起

- You know what hurt more? - What?

你知道什么伤我更深吗-什么

I used to think your mother loved me.

我以前觉得你妈妈喜欢我的

Apparently, she always wished you'd married Robbie.

看来 她一直都是希望你嫁给罗比

Oh, no, sweetie.

不是的 亲爱的

This was all about her trying to annoy me.

这一切只是她想要烦我

Come on. She's practically walking you two down the aisle.

算了吧 它实际上是想让你们两个结婚来着

His phone.

他的电话

All those mother's day cards I sent her...

这些年来 我送给她的那些母亲节贺卡

All those joke e-mails she forwarded to me

还有那些她转给我的那些

months after I'd already seen them.

我老早就看过的笑话邮件

Well, no more polite "LOLs" for you, Dede.

我以后再也不会礼貌的回你"哈哈"了 迪蒂

Oh! Oh! Holy cow!

不会吧 我擦

Wow. Okay, well...

好吧 好吧

You were right. It's not about me.

你是对的 不是针对我

Oh, God.

天呐

You are princess...

你是公主

Stop eyeing the princess. You're gonna freak her out.

别盯着公主看了 你会吓到她的

I don't know.

我不知道

I-I think the whole idea of needing a prince to come along

我觉得整个等待王子过来

and make you happy,

让你开心笑开怀的桥段

sends the wrong message, Mitchell.

会传达错误的信息 米奇尔

I really do.

我真这么觉得

Really? And a grown man

真的吗 一个成年男子

pulling boxer shorts out of his mouth doesn't.

从嘴里拉出四角裤就不会传达错误的信息吗

I'm...

我

Hey.-hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi.

你好啊-好好好好好好

Hi. Hi, sweetie.

你好 亲爱的

Hey, Phil.

你好菲尔

So...Where is she? Where's mom?

那么 她在哪里 妈妈在哪里

Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.

先来把尴尬的部分先处理掉吧

Oh, no. I thought she was coming with you.

没有啊 我以为她和你一起来呢

Oh, no, no.

没有没有

I haven't seen mom since... let's see...

我们自从... 那天之后就没见过他

oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.

对了 是昨晚 她还和我前男友亲热了

What?-Yeah.

什么-真的

No, my God!

不 我的天呐

Yeah. Yeah.

真的 真的

And then she took off with him,

然后就和他一起离开了

didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep,

直到我睡着以前都没有回来

and then this morning left a cute little note

今早又留了张可爱的小纸条

that said, "Having breakfast with Robbie!"

上面说 和罗比享用早餐

What the hell is she doing? He's half her age!

她到底在干什么 他只有她一半大

Don't say it.

不准说

I think it's sweet.

我觉得这很甜蜜

Love is beautiful. It has no age.

爱情是很美丽的 和年纪无关

When it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

当爱来的时候 就爱吧

That is the question.

就是这样的

Dad, what's going on over there?

老爸 她怎么了

She was a little nervous about your mother being here,

你妈妈会来 让她有些紧张

她吃了第一片阿普唑仑

so she tried her first Xanax,

阿普唑仑:抗焦虑催眠药

washed it down with a shot of tequila.

还是用龙舌兰酒喝下去的

Ay, look at the princess. It's so beautiful.

看看 那个公主 太美了

Really? 'Cause I don't see it.

是吗 我可没看出来

Excuse me.

借过

There's the birthday girl!

这就是我们的小寿星

Glitter?

荧光粉吗

That'll settle in her lungs.

她会吸进肺里的

So, I wanted to ask what method of payment you prefer...

我是想问问 你想要哪一种付款方式

Cash, credit card, check?

现金 刷卡还是支票

Why, princesses don't get paid,

为什么给钱 公主不需要报酬

except maybe in laughter and sparkles.

只需要笑声和亮晶晶的火花

That's nice. But I really need to know.

很可爱 但是我真想知道

All I ask is that a little girl's birthday wishes...

我要的只是小寿星的生日愿望

Come true

实现

Miss, seriously,

小姐 说真的

if you want to get paid, I need to...

你要是想得到报酬 我得有你的

Fine. You can make the check out to Party Stars Incorporated.

好吧 你可以用支票付给派对明星公司

Never break character. Never, ever!

永远不能停演角色 绝对不行

- But... - "But" Nothing.

但是-没有但是

When I was a clown, my shoe caught on fire,

我当小丑的时候 我鞋子着火了

and one of my fellow clowns

我一起的一个小丑

put me out with a bucket of flammable confetti.

用了易燃的彩纸桶来帮我灭火

What's happening?

怎么了

Even as they loaded me into the ambulance,

就连他们抬我上救护车的时候

I continued to make balloon animals!

我还在吹气球折动物

Flammable confetti?

易燃的彩纸吗

There was a Seltzer bottle right there!

当时有一瓶气泡矿泉水也没用它

Oh, hi!

你好

I cannot believe it.

我真不敢相信

She brought him to the party!

她把他带到派对来了

Oh, my God! I'm gonna kill her.

天呐 我要去杀了她

- I'm gonna... - Stop. No, not... not now.

我要-停下 别 现在别

The last thing I need is some big scene, Claire.

我最不需要的就是来个大闹剧 克莱尔

You know, she's doing this just to torture me.

你知道她这样做只是要折磨我

No, no. She's doing this to get back at me

不 不 她这是为了报复我

because I didn't let her stay with us.

因为我不想让她和我们住一起

You're both wrong. This is about me.

你们都错了 是因为我

I got the young girl. She had to get the young guy.

我娶了年轻的姑娘 她就带个小伙子

Well, she and I are good.

她和我还挺好

We had a long talk last night

我们昨晚灌完那一瓶酒

after you and I "split" that bottle of wine,

长谈了一次

and you "fell asleep" on the stairs.

然后你在楼梯上睡着了

I don't know why everybody's getting so upset about this.

我不明白为什么大家对这事都很不爽

Maybe it's about passion,

他们可能只是热情使然啊

about what the body wants,

或是肉体的需求

what the... what the heart wants for the heart.

或是她的心想要什么

Dad, seriously, can you

老爸 真的 你能

deal with Cheech and Chong?

处理一下这两麻烦人物吗

Hi, everyone.

你们好啊

Jay, Gloria.

杰 歌洛莉亚

Oh, buenos dias, Dede...

早上好 迪蒂

B-buenos...

你好啊 美女

Uh, yeah. Uh, Gloria...

好了 歌洛莉亚

Come on.

无论何时她忍不住要喷她妈妈的时候

she should just squeeze my hand instead.

她就捏我的手发泄就可以了

A doctor had to cut off my wedding ring.

捏肿到一个医生得把我的结婚戒指切下来

Claire, you remember that time we cut school

克莱尔你记得那时候我们翘课

- and we went out to the pier... - Mm-hmm.

然后去码头-恩

...And we played that game, and you won the...

我们玩了那个游戏 你赢了

- Giant panda bear! - The panda bear... Right.

大熊猫-大熊猫 是的

Yeah. Yes.

是啊是啊

Yeah.

对的

Do you remember what we did after that?

记得那之后我们做了什么吗

Yes.

记得

Hey, do you still like roller coasters?

你还喜欢坐过山车吗

Not this one.

不了

You know, Robbie was a rogue,

知道吗 虽然罗比当年是个坏孩子

but he could charm your socks off.

但他就是能把你迷的袜子都掉了

Although I doubt he stopped there.

虽然我不太相信他会就此打住

- Wow, mom. - Mom?

-哇塞 老妈 -妈

We're all adults here, honey, pretty much.

我们这儿都是成年人 亲爱的 几乎都是

Okay, I think we're... we're done.

好了 我觉得 我们吃好了

Yeah, well, I better get going.

好吧 我还是该走了

I've got an early-morning run, celebrity client.

我明早还有活 客户是个名人

Don't ask me who.

别问我他是谁

Let's just say that if I'm late,

要是我迟到了

I'll be in Jeopardy.

我的命将会在危险边缘摇摇欲坠

Who is Alex Trebek?

谁是艾利克斯·崔百克

Jeopardy危险边缘: 美国知名猜谜节目 主持人就是Alex Trebek艾利克斯·崔百克

Uh, he's a game-show host. Why?

是个游戏节目主持人 怎么了

No reason.

没什么

Claire.-Yes?

克莱尔-什么事

This was incredible. Thanks a lot.

这真是很棒的一餐 谢谢

S-so great. It was so great.

太棒了 这太棒了

- So good to see you. - I know.

很高兴见到你-我知道

Catching up was so fun.

老朋友重新聚一聚的确是挺有意思的

Really good.

很好

Hey, you... you take good care.

你 你保重

- You take good care, now. - Yes.

保重-是的

Ohh, let's do it. Let's do that.

就这样 就这样

I'll walk you out.

我送你出去

Bye!

再见

- Really, mom? - I was young.

-都是真的吗 老妈 -我那时还年轻

I thought he was sexy.

我觉得他很性感

- Go to your room. - Okay.

回房去-好吧

I did it.

我做到了

She brought all the crazy in her arsenal,

她把她那些狗屁倒灶的把戏都使出来了

and I did not crack.

而我没有翻脸

I think a bone in my hand did.

我的一根手骨倒是断裂了[断裂与翻脸同字]

Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

亲爱的 对不起 对不起

- You know what hurt more? - What?

你知道什么伤我更深吗-什么

I used to think your mother loved me.

我以前觉得你妈妈喜欢我的

Apparently, she always wished you'd married Robbie.

看来 她一直都是希望你嫁给罗比

Oh, no, sweetie.

不是的 亲爱的

This was all about her trying to annoy me.

这一切只是她想要烦我

Come on. She's practically walking you two down the aisle.

算了吧 它实际上是想让你们两个结婚来着

His phone.

他的电话

All those mother's day cards I sent her...

这些年来 我送给她的那些母亲节贺卡

All those joke e-mails she forwarded to me

还有那些她转给我的那些

months after I'd already seen them.

我老早就看过的笑话邮件

Well, no more polite "LOLs" for you, Dede.

我以后再也不会礼貌的回你"哈哈"了 迪蒂

Oh! Oh! Holy cow!

不会吧 我擦

Wow. Okay, well...

好吧 好吧

You were right. It's not about me.

你是对的 不是针对我

Oh, God.

天呐

You are princess...

你是公主

Stop eyeing the princess. You're gonna freak her out.

别盯着公主看了 你会吓到她的

I don't know.

我不知道

I-I think the whole idea of needing a prince to come along

我觉得整个等待王子过来

and make you happy,

让你开心笑开怀的桥段

sends the wrong message, Mitchell.

会传达错误的信息 米奇尔

I really do.

我真这么觉得

Really? And a grown man

真的吗 一个成年男子

pulling boxer shorts out of his mouth doesn't.

从嘴里拉出四角裤就不会传达错误的信息吗

I'm...

我

Hey.-hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi.

你好啊-好好好好好好

Hi. Hi, sweetie.

你好 亲爱的

Hey, Phil.

你好菲尔

So...Where is she? Where's mom?

那么 她在哪里 妈妈在哪里

Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.

先来把尴尬的部分先处理掉吧

Oh, no. I thought she was coming with you.

没有啊 我以为她和你一起来呢

Oh, no, no.

没有没有

I haven't seen mom since... let's see...

我们自从... 那天之后就没见过他

oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.

对了 是昨晚 她还和我前男友亲热了

What?-Yeah.

什么-真的

No, my God!

不 我的天呐

Yeah. Yeah.

真的 真的

And then she took off with him,

然后就和他一起离开了

didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep,

直到我睡着以前都没有回来

and then this morning left a cute little note

今早又留了张可爱的小纸条

that said, "Having breakfast with Robbie!"

上面说 和罗比享用早餐

What the hell is she doing? He's half her age!

她到底在干什么 他只有她一半大

Don't say it.

不准说

I think it's sweet.

我觉得这很甜蜜

Love is beautiful. It has no age.

爱情是很美丽的 和年纪无关

When it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

当爱来的时候 就爱吧

That is the question.

就是这样的

Dad, what's going on over there?

老爸 她怎么了

She was a little nervous about your mother being here,

你妈妈会来 让她有些紧张

她吃了第一片阿普唑仑

so she tried her first Xanax,

阿普唑仑:抗焦虑催眠药

washed it down with a shot of tequila.

还是用龙舌兰酒喝下去的

Ay, look at the princess. It's so beautiful.

看看 那个公主 太美了

Really? 'Cause I don't see it.

是吗 我可没看出来

Excuse me.

借过

There's the birthday girl!

这就是我们的小寿星

Glitter?

荧光粉吗

That'll settle in her lungs.

她会吸进肺里的

So, I wanted to ask what method of payment you prefer...

我是想问问 你想要哪一种付款方式

Cash, credit card, check?

现金 刷卡还是支票

Why, princesses don't get paid,

为什么给钱 公主不需要报酬

except maybe in laughter and sparkles.

只需要笑声和亮晶晶的火花

That's nice. But I really need to know.

很可爱 但是我真想知道

All I ask is that a little girl's birthday wishes...

我要的只是小寿星的生日愿望

Come true

实现

Miss, seriously,

小姐 说真的

if you want to get paid, I need to...

你要是想得到报酬 我得有你的

Fine. You can make the check out to Party Stars Incorporated.

好吧 你可以用支票付给派对明星公司

Never break character. Never, ever!

永远不能停演角色 绝对不行

- But... - "But" Nothing.

但是-没有但是

When I was a clown, my shoe caught on fire,

我当小丑的时候 我鞋子着火了

and one of my fellow clowns

我一起的一个小丑

put me out with a bucket of flammable confetti.

用了易燃的彩纸桶来帮我灭火

What's happening?

怎么了

Even as they loaded me into the ambulance,

就连他们抬我上救护车的时候

I continued to make balloon animals!

我还在吹气球折动物

Flammable confetti?

易燃的彩纸吗

There was a Seltzer bottle right there!

当时有一瓶气泡矿泉水也没用它

Oh, hi!

你好

I cannot believe it.

我真不敢相信

She brought him to the party!

她把他带到派对来了

Oh, my God! I'm gonna kill her.

天呐 我要去杀了她

- I'm gonna... - Stop. No, not... not now.

我要-停下 别 现在别

The last thing I need is some big scene, Claire.

我最不需要的就是来个大闹剧 克莱尔

You know, she's doing this just to torture me.

你知道她这样做只是要折磨我

No, no. She's doing this to get back at me

不 不 她这是为了报复我

because I didn't let her stay with us.

因为我不想让她和我们住一起

You're both wrong. This is about me.

你们都错了 是因为我

I got the young girl. She had to get the young guy.

我娶了年轻的姑娘 她就带个小伙子

Well, she and I are good.

她和我还挺好

We had a long talk last night

我们昨晚灌完那一瓶酒

after you and I "split" that bottle of wine,

长谈了一次

and you "fell asleep" on the stairs.

然后你在楼梯上睡着了

I don't know why everybody's getting so upset about this.

我不明白为什么大家对这事都很不爽

Maybe it's about passion,

他们可能只是热情使然啊

about what the body wants,

或是肉体的需求

what the... what the heart wants for the heart.

或是她的心想要什么

Dad, seriously, can you

老爸 真的 你能

deal with Cheech and Chong?

处理一下这两麻烦人物吗

Hi, everyone.

你们好啊

Jay, Gloria.

杰 歌洛莉亚

Oh, buenos dias, Dede...

早上好 迪蒂

B-buenos...

你好啊 美女

Uh, yeah. Uh, Gloria...

好了 歌洛莉亚

Come on.

来吧

That's enough.

可以了

Hi, mom. Hi.

老妈

Oh, Mitchell. Mwah!

米奇尔

Thank you for coming.

谢谢你来出席

Oh! You remember Robbie.

你记得罗比吧

Yes, I do. Yes. Hi.

是啊 记得 记得 你好

Oh! That's Lily!

那是莉莉

Oh! I guess you're trying

我想你们完全没试着

to keep the outfit I sent her clean.

把我送她的衣服保持干净

So, Robbie,

罗比

it looks like the years have been treating you good, huh?

感觉这些年你过得不错啊

- Hey, what's up, Red? - Okay. Um...

-过的怎么样啊 小红帽 -好了

I love this guy. Remember, we used to wrestle around

我喜欢这家伙 记得吗 我们以前经常

all the time?

一起摔跤吗

Yeah. Please stop. Is my baby watching?

行了 快停下 我宝宝在看吗

Good to see you, man.

真高兴见到你 伙计

I need to talk to you for a second.

我要跟你谈几句

Let me just...

让我

...ask you a little something.

问你些事情

What are you doing with my mother?

你跟我妈在一起干什么

Hey, I've got a code.

我有句话

What happens in the limo stays in the limo.

在加长轿车里发生的事 就留在车里吧

She's my mother!

她是我妈妈

Look, I know this is all a little freaky,

听着 我知道这一切有点奇怪

but I had a crush on your mother back in high school,

但是在高中时我就爱上你妈妈了

and it's always been kind of a fantasy for me.

而一直以来我都在幻想这事

You were dating me and fantasizing about my mother?

你那时和我约会 还对我妈妈抱有幻想啊

Ohh, boy.

惨了

What?

怎么了

I think we both know what this is really all about.

我想我们都心知肚明你是在生气什么

Uh, no.

不

You still want me.

你还是想要我的

Oh, my God. Are you insane?

天呐 你是疯了吧

Oh, what's going on here, you two?

你们两个怎么了

Claire still wants me.

克莱尔还想要我

No. Don't.

不 别乱说

Oh...Oh, I should've seen this coming.

我本应预料到这事的

Oh, really.

是吗

One minute she sees I'm happy,

她一看见我高兴

- and she swoops in! - Didn't swoop!

她就想横刀夺爱-我没有

I didn't swoop. If anybody swooped, it was you!

我没有 要是真有人想横刀 那也是你

You swooped!

是你横刀夺爱

Claire, hush. Not now! Not now!

克莱尔 别吵 现在别 现在别吵

Not now. No, stop, please.

别吵 别 停下吧 求你了

She accused me of trying to steal my old boyfriend from her.

她指责我试着把我前男友从她那里偷回来

Okay, fine, but make it quick.

好了 好了 那你快点

Why does everything have to be so hard with you?

为什么事情牵扯到你就会很难搞

Why can't you just be a normal old grandma?!

你为什么就不能成为一个正常的老外婆

Why do you... you come in here,

你为什么 为什么来这里

it's some sort of sick game for you

这对你就像是个恶心的游戏

to just push people and push people and push people

就是一直 推 推 推 推 推别人到极限

and see how far you can push them!

看看别人还可以容忍你多久

And so fine... Look at me!

很好 看看我啊

You win! You win!

你赢了 你赢了

I'm screaming at a princess party, mom!

我在公主派对上大吼大叫 老妈

- Claire. Claire... - I'm screaming

-克莱尔 克莱尔 -我在大吼大叫

at a princess party!

在一个公主派对上

Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire.

克莱尔 克莱尔 克莱尔 克莱尔

Robbie?

罗比

I think maybe, you know, you should take off.

我觉得 你懂的 你应该走了

Yeah, yeah, look, I hear you, Phil.

是的是的 我听见了 菲尔

Uh, but between you and me...

不过我偷偷告诉你

I'm getting some serious vibes

我感觉那边的那个公主

from the princess over here,

在对我放电

and I'd kind of like to play that out.

我想留着看看有没有戏

Hey. Time to go.

你该走了

Hey, Mr. P. How you been?

普先生 你好吗

I'm doing good.

我很好

But I never liked you in the basement with my daughter,

我以前就不喜欢你跟我女儿在地下室鬼混

and I don't like you here with my ex.

我也不喜欢你和我前妻在这厮混

You know, your little intimidation game

你懂吗 你那小小的恐吓

may have worked on me when I was a kid,

可能对我小时候有点用

but I'm a full-grown man now...

我现在已经完全长大了...

And I think I should go.

我觉得我是该走了

So much for keeping it all about Lily.

让莉莉成为派对的主角这事做得太好了

Well, yeah, and I certainly didn't help

是啊 我承认我控制不住

by berating that perfectly sweet journeyman princess like I did.

就跑去训斥那个很可爱的临时工公主

Oh, God, look at this place.

天呐 看看这里

Everybody's traumatized.

每个人都吓坏了

Oh, we need somebody to

我们需要有人来

pump some life back into this party, huh?

把派对气氛再搞起来 你说是吧

I got this. I'll go in and turn on some music,

我知道了 我去屋里放些音乐

bring out the cupcakes, pump up the bubble machine.

拿出纸杯蛋糕 打开泡泡机器

Or...

或者

Is that a roundabout way of saying

你这是迂回的告诉我

a certain clown can come to the party?

让某个小丑出现在派对上吗

I was wrong.

我之前错了

Every kid wants a clown for a dad.

哪个孩子不想要有个小丑爸爸啊

Oh! You just made a little girl very happy.

你的决定 让一个小女孩开心死了

Yes, well, I can see that.

是啊 我知道

You okay?

你还好吧

I'm fine.

我没事

I will be fine.

我会没事的

Cause you know Claire gets stressed out.

你知道克莱尔压力太大爆发后 会说气话的

That stuff she said out there...

她在那里说的那些

Was all true.

都是实话

Yeah.

是啊

I don't know what I was thinking with him.

不知道我是怎么想 会和他在一起

I feel like such a fool.

我觉得像个傻子

You got flattered by the attention of a younger guy,

你只是因为一个小伙子的注意有点飘飘然了

and you got a little carried away.

所以你有点太奔放了

- So what? - It's not that.

那又怎样-不是那样的

It's... I divorced you,

我和你离婚

because I was looking for something else.

是因为我想追寻不一样的人事物

I haven't found it.

但我到现在都还没找到

But when I come back here,

但当我回来的时候

I feel like I have to prove something.

我觉得我得证明一些事情

Like people are looking at me,

就像人家看着我

saying, "You broke up the family.

说 你破坏了这个家庭

What do you have to show for it?"

你还想表示些什么

You did the right thing.

你做的对的

We were stalled.

我们失控了

I didn't have the guts to end it.

我没胆去结束

That's because you're a decent man.

因为你是个好男人

And that doesn't make it any easier.

那也没让事情更简单些

I just don't want to be thought of as "crazy nana".

我只是不想被认为是个疯狂的姥姥

That's not really who I am.

那不是真的我

I think, more than anything else,

我觉得 更重要的是

my real problem...

我真的问题

is her!

是她

Huh?

什么

No, Dede!

不要 迪蒂 你在干什么

So, maybe it isn't about me?

也许 这也不是因为我

Or me.

或者我

I told you it was about me!

我跟你们说了 是因为我

No! No!

不要 不要

I got Gloria!

我来救歌洛莉亚

I got Gloria!

我来救歌洛莉亚

This is such a precious gift!

这真是个珍贵的礼物

I know. I can't believe my dad sat down and did this.

我知道 真不敢相信我爸爸坐下来做了这个

Keep going.

继续

Jay, pay attention. It's your line!

杰 集中注意力 到你念台词了

I just had a damn line.

我才刚念完一句白痴台词

Manny, freshen this up for me.

曼尼 帮我添酒

No, no more drinks until we finish this.

不行 我们完成之前不能再喝酒

Who cares? Cam's just gonna return it anyway.

管他呢 反正小卡也会婉拒这东西

Cue gasp.

惊呼开始

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