美语会话 239 我的计算机真的中毒了

Jess: Oh, no. It looks like my computer really has caught a virus.

Ann: Why? Did you open an attachment?

Jess: Yes, something called “George W. Bush.” An hour later, all I see are pictures of George W. Bush in women's clothes.

Ann: [Looks at Jess' monitor] I kind of like it. He looks better that way, doesn't he? More presidential.

Jess: I preferred the forward with pictures of him side-by-side with monkeys.

Ann: Yeah, their expressions were exactly the same!

attachment (n.)

附加档案

A: I've sent you my writing as a file attachment.

我已经把我写的东西用附档寄给你了。

B: Hopefully my computer can open it.

希望我的计算机可以开。

presidential (a.)

总统的。而George W. Bush就是目前美国总统「小布什」的名字。文中的「布什病毒」Bush virus是捏造出来的计算机病毒，如有雷同，纯属巧合

This restaurant serves food of such high quality, it seems almost presidential.

这个餐厅提供这么高档的食物，几乎像是总统级了的。

星期三早上，办公室内

洁丝： 糟了。看来我的计算机真的中毒了。

小安： 怎么了?你有开附加档吗?

洁丝： 对，开了一个叫做「小布什」的档案。一个小时后，屏幕上就只剩小布什穿女生衣服的图片了。

小安： (看洁丝的屏幕)我还挺喜欢的。他这样子比较好看，不是吗?更有总统相。

洁丝： 我比较喜欢那个他和猴子摆在一起的转寄图片。

小安： 对，他们的表情一模一样