搞笑视频之烦人的橙子7 邂逅百香果和情敌葡萄柚

这次百香果姐姐的出现让一贯贫嘴嚣张的橙子顿时显得羞涩腼腆，它在这集是否会收敛些呢?这一集橙子遇到美女百香果，但是却来了个葡萄柚，葡萄柚高大威武噻，橙子顿时觉得有了威胁，因此和葡萄柚展开一系列的对骂。(注：由于里面某些是骂人的话，字面下的意思翻译不透，欢迎熟知美国文化的网友回复更正)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Huh... I'm bored. Whoa! What's that? What do you have?

橙子：╮(╯▽╰)╭好无聊哦。哇哦，嘿嘿，那是神马?谁啊?

PASSION FRUIT: Hey! Watch the merchandise, buddy!

百香果：嘿，老兄，轻一点。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!

橙子：哇啊....

PASSION FRUIT: Oh! Hey, how's it goin'?

百香果：哦，嘿，你好?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh... hey! I-- I'm an orange, and... (stutters)

橙子：啊....嘿，我...我是橙子，额...

PASSION FRUIT: Uh, are you okay?

百香果：嘿，你还好吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're beautiful!

橙子：你真漂亮。

PASSION FRUIT: (giggles) No. I'm just a passion fruit.

百香果：呵呵，你好，我是百香果姐姐。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: More like "Passion CUTE"!

橙子：又热情又可爱。

PASSION FRUIT: Uh, that's "Passion FRUIT".

百香果：嗯，是百香果

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是橙子。

PASSION FRUIT: Yeah, I like your peel! Dimples are totally adorable!

百香果：嗯，我喜欢你的笑声，你得笑声好有磁性哦

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Whoo!

橙子：哈哈哈哈哈哈。哟呵...

GRAPEFRUIT: Swear to God, you put me down right now! You gonna see some kung-fu mojo!

葡萄柚：喔喔喔，把我放下来，你想看我出手吗?

PASSION FRUIT: Grapefruit?! Wow! I can't believe you made it!

百香果：葡萄柚，哇哦，你也来这里了。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh. You know him?

橙子：哦，你认识那个家伙?

GRAPEFRUIT: You know it, buddy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

葡萄柚：兄弟，她是我马子，哈哈哈哈

PASSION FRUIT: It's not like that. We met in the bag on the way over.

百香果：不是的，我们是在路上认识的。

GRAPEFRUIT: Hey, who's the kumquat? He a friend of yours?

葡萄柚：嘿，那家伙(金桔)是谁啊，你朋友。

PASSION FRUIT: We just met. He's been, you know, keeping me company.

百香果：我们刚认识，你知道的，就一直陪着我。

GRAPEFRUIT: Hey Passion! You wanna watch me flex? Check it out!

葡萄柚：嘿：百香，你想看我的大黑脸吗?你看

PASSION FRUIT: Uh... yeah. You did that earlier.

百香果：啊，额，你已经表演过了。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Is the chubby orange gonna fart?

橙子：嘿，那肥肥是智障吗?

GRAPEFRUIT: Ohhhh! Did that twerp just call me chubby?!

葡萄柚：啊啊啊啊，那蠢蛋刚刚说我肥了吗?

PASSION FRUIT: Uhhh...

百香果：额(⊙o⊙)…

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! You really let yourself go. They should call you "Chubby McChubby Orange"! 'Cause you're chubby. Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

橙子：谁叫你那么肥，哈哈哈，应该叫你又肥又肿的橙子，因为是看起来实在太肥了，哈哈哈哈哈哈

GRAPEFRUIT: Hey, (bleep)! I'm a (bleep) grapefruit! Ya know what that means?!

葡萄柚：嘿(此处省略一千字)。我TM是个葡萄柚，你知道葡萄柚是啥吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Chubby McChubby's got a potty mouth!

橙子：哇哦，肥仔有张香肠嘴。

GRAPEFRUIT: It means I could kick your (bleep) 6 ways from (bleep)!

葡萄柚：我TM飞你一脚。

PASSION FRUIT: Is that really necessary?

百香果：你们真的够了哦!

GRAPEFRUIT: Hey! Orange! I'm talkin' to you! How many squats can you do, huh?

葡萄柚：嘿，橙子，我在跟你讲话，你能蹲几个马步?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What's a squat?

橙子：什么是蹲?(原谅没有腿的孩子)

GRAPEFRUIT: Exactly! Lemme spell it out for you: Chicks dig the grapefruit. Ain't that right, baby?

葡萄柚：太好了，让我来给你解释一下，就是把那个东西放进去。百香，对不对呀。

PASSION FRUIT: (annoyed) Uh, not really!

百香果：不是这样的。

GRAPEFRUIT: Whoa, Orange, you're outta your league! You should go hit on a blueberry or somethin'! Ha ha ha ha ha!

葡萄柚：哇哦，橙子，看你这衰样，应该会生出个蓝莓之类的东西，哈哈哈

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "GRAPEfruit"? More like "APE-fruit"! Are you chubby 'cause you ate all of those bananas? Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

橙子：葡萄--柚，我看你比较像猿猴，你这么肥，是因为你吃光了所有的香蕉吗?哈哈哈哈

GRAPEFRUIT: Hey! Zip the lip, onion dip!

葡萄柚：嘿，你闭嘴。你醉了。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I-- I'm not an onion!

橙子：我...我不是洋葱

GRAPEFRUIT: You're right. You're a gra-Pe!

葡萄柚：是哦，你是葡萄。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! No I'm not!

橙子：哦哦，我不是

GRAPEFRUIT: Then why are you so full of "WHINE"? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OHHHHH!!!

葡萄柚：那你为什么会掉进酒桶，哈哈哈哈

PASSION FRUIT: (furious) Shut up! What is wrong with you?! Seriously?! You think I care about flexing?! And-- and why are you talking about squats?! You don't even have LEGS!

百香果：闭嘴，你有病吗?老虎不发威你当我是病猫吗?你说什么下蹲，连个腿都没有。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

橙子：哈哈哈哈哈

PASSION FRUIT: And YOU! Who cares if he's a little... you know, round?! All you do is make weird noises and call him fat! How shallow ARE you?!

百香果：还有你，谁会在意...嗯，圆咕隆咚的外表，你偏要在这不断烦人还要说人肥，你怎么就那么肤浅

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm not shallow! I'm an orange!

橙子：我不是肤浅，我是橙子。

PASSION FRUIT: Wow. What is wrong with me? This happens every time I go out. It's always the jerk and the weirdo. If that's the choices, I'd rather take---

百香果：哇哦，我是怎么了，我每次出门才这样啊。总是有混蛋啊，没办法的话我只有。。。。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife?

橙子：刀?

PASSION FRUIT: Huh?!

百香果：哈?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife.

橙子：刀

GRAPEFRUIT: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

葡萄柚：啊啊啊啊啊

PASSION FRUIT: (horrified) Oh my god!

百香果：我的天哪...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Grapefruit's beside himself!

橙子：哇哦，葡萄柚被分身了。

GRAPEFRUIT: Ow! Hey! Ow! You don't know how much this hurts!

葡萄柚：哦，嘿，嘿，你不知道这很痛吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, at least now he's not such a sourpuss. Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (grimaces) Ow!

橙子：嘿，现在那家伙没那么讨厌了，哈哈哈哈

PASSION FRUIT: That's the most messed-up thing I've ever seen!

百香果：这是我浆果的最恐怖的事了。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You should have seen Tomato. That was bad.

橙子：你是没见过西红柿被碎尸万段的场面，那才叫恐怖。

PASSION FRUIT: This kitchen is awful. How do you stand it?

百香果：厨房简直诗歌低于，你是怎么受得了的。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh, it's not so bad. Just ask Pear!

橙子：没那么恐怖的，不信你问问梨子。

PEAR: Somebody, please, kill me now!

梨子：主人，行行好吧，杀了我吧。(比死更可怕的事就是天天和橙子共处一室)