我受不了我自己了。
妻子: What's wrong with you?
你怎么了?
丈夫: I took one piece of your sanitary towel this morning, remeber that?
我早上拿了你一片卫生巾，记得吧?
妻子: Yes, you said you suffered from the haemorrhoids.
记得啊，你说你痔疮犯了。
丈夫: Damned!
该死的!
丈夫: When I was playing basketball, it dropped through my trouser legs with blood! How can I explain?
我打篮球的时候，这东西从我的裤管掉出来了，还粘着血!要我怎么能解释清楚?