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《生活大爆炸第四季》中Leonard和Penny分手后，决定继续做普通朋友。与此同时，经过几个月的短信交流，Sheldon终于决定和神经生物学家Amy约会，这可是他人生中的首次约会。和他堪称绝配的 Amy，最终是否能成为他的女朋友?Penny对“谢米恋”大感兴趣，却发现自己成了尴尬的电灯泡。本季中，Howard的女友Bernadette也将回归，而他的好基友Raj还停留在不能和女人正常交流的阶段。

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Morning.

早啊

Morning.

早

Sleep okay?

睡得好吗

Mm-hmm. Great.

挺好的

Hey, can I ask you something?

我能问你点儿事儿吗

Sure.

问吧

Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra, was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?

昨晚我想尝试《性爱宝典》里面的那招你是觉得有意思呢还是觉得有种族歧视

Yeah, just because you're in bed with an Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?

就因为你和一位印度女人同床共枕你就觉得可以使用古印度性爱手册里的狂野体位了吗

Hey, if you can find a book called Weird Sex With White Boys, I'd be okay with that.

喂你要是能找到一本《与白人男孩儿的诡异性爱》我也没意见

No, no, you have such beautiful eyes. Have you ever thought about getting contacts?

别戴你的眼睛这么美你考虑过戴隐形眼镜吗

I tried in the seventh grade. I could never get used to them.

我七年级的时候试过总是戴不习惯

Oh, that's too bad.

真是可惜

Yeah, if I had contacts I would have been the coolest debate club president ever to be stuffed into his own cello case.

对啊要是我戴上隐形眼镜我肯定就是史上最酷的被关在自己大提琴箱里的辩论俱乐部主席了

If you had them on now, you could see what we're going to do next.

你要是现在戴上就能看见咱们接下来要做啥了

Th-that's okay. I can infer from context.

没没关系的我可以脑补的

Hey, Raj, wanna see a new magic trick I've been working on?

嗨拉杰想见识一下我最近练的小魔术吗

Howard, if I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice. Is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time?

霍华德容我插句嘴给你一条友情建议难道你的人生就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗

Granted, you're just an engineer, but... that doesn't mean you might not someday build a geegaw or a thingamabob that may get you a "thank you" in someone else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

我知道你只是个工程师但是这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的获奖演说里送你一句“感谢某人”呀

Is the trick making him disappear?

你这魔术能把他变没了吗

Sure, let's see it. Here, shuffle these.

好吧咱们看看吧给洗一下牌

Okay.

好

Now spread them out on the table face down. Pick one, look at it.

正面朝下摊在桌子上挑一张看一眼

Okay.

好的

Now remember your card, put it back in the deck.

记住这张牌再把它放回去

Is it any wonder he doesn't have a doctorate?

知道为啥他拿不到博士学位了吧

Remind me, what's your birthday?

提醒我一下你生日是哪天

October sixth.

10月6号

Okay, October is the tenth month. So ten—one plus zero is one, plus six is seven. Turn over the seventh card.

好的 10月是第10个月份那么10 1加0等于1 1加6等于7 翻开第7张牌

How about that!

我勒个去!

Is that your card?

是你选的那张牌吗

Yes, it is. Very cool!

对没错真厉害

It's not cool. It's a childish trick designed to confuse and intrigue simpletons. How'd you do it?

一点都不厉害只是个简单的用来戏弄傻瓜的小把戏而已你是咋弄的

A magician never reveals his secrets. But surely a future Nobel Prize winner can figure it out.

魔术师是不会透露他的秘密的但未来的诺奖得主肯定能搞明白的

Fine. Give me a second. You ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?

好啊让我想想你有没有注意到每次他认真思考时都会散发培根的味道

Oh, hey! Sorry! Oop! Sorry! Pardon me! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, that was my fault.

喂不好意思抱歉抱歉真不好意思都怪我

Check it out. I just got contacts.

看吧我戴隐形了

One, two, three, four, five. No way.

一二三四五不可能吧

That's your card, right?

这张牌就是你挑的对吧

Seven of clubs! That is amazing!

草花7 太神奇了

It's not amazing. All magic tricks are merely a combination of manipulation and misdirection with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet.

一点都不神奇魔术小把戏都离不开操纵和误导的窠臼有时候还会有侏儒藏在箱子里晃腿

Oh, really? So how did I do it?

哦真的吗那我是怎么做到的

I don't care how you did it. I have more important things to think about. Clearly, the cards are marked.

我才不在乎你是怎么做到的有更重要的问题等着我思考显然这些牌上都是有记号的

I thought you had more important things to think about.

我以为你在思考更重要的事儿呢

I do. You just happened to have caught me on a break. Oh, let me see those cards.

没错你恰好碰见我休息了让我看看这些牌

Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

有啥大不了的不知道才有乐趣啊

"Not knowing is part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college?

“不知道才有乐趣啊” 这是你们社区大学的校训吗

Hey, guys, what do you think? Priya took me clothes shopping.

各位你们觉得咋样普丽娅带我去买衣服了

Hey, you look great. Good for you, Priya. I could never get that stupid hoodie off him when we were...

哇看起来真不错干得好普丽娅我怎么样都没法让他不穿那件难看的帽衫在我俩还那啥的时候

Well, you look great.

额你看起来好帅

Thank you.

多谢

Let's go hang everything up.

咱去把衣服都挂起来吧

Yeah, good.

嗯好

New contacts. I should have done this years ago.

新隐形眼镜我该早几年戴的

So you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?

这么说你终于习惯他俩每天都这样了

I'm not going out with him. He can sleep with whoever he wants.

我已经不和他在一起了他想跟谁上床都无所谓

Yeah, I was talking to Raj. Oopsy.

我在和拉杰说话呢啊哦

This deck is rigged in some fashion.

这副牌肯定做了手脚

Fine. Get another deck and I'll do the trick with that.

好吧换一副牌我照样能变给你看

So you're saying this is a regulation deck?

你是说这是一副正常的牌吗

I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle.

我是说要相信魔法你个麻瓜

You know, well, I'm happy Leonard's found someone. Not that anybody asked.

我很高兴莱纳德找到了女友虽然没人问起这个

How many Star Trek uniforms do you have?

你有多少件星际迷航的制服

Just two: everyday and dress.

就两件常服和礼服各一

Listen, we need to talk about something.

我们得谈谈

Oh, my God, you're breaking up with me! Why would you take me out shopping and then break up with me? That is so cruel!

天哪你是要跟我分手为什么要带我去买衣服然后跟我分手那太残忍了

Leonard, I'm not breaking up with you.

莱纳德我不是要跟你分手

Oh, okay. So, what's up?

哦好吧那你要谈什么

It's a little weird, your ex-girlfriend hanging out here all the time.

我就觉得怪怪的你前女友一天到晚在这玩

I know. I usually never see my ex-girlfriends, unless their hard drives crash.

我知道我通常跟前女友老死不相往来除非她们的硬盘崩溃

I'm just saying, how would you feel if I was hanging out with my ex-boyfriend?

我只是说要是我整天跟前男友混在一块你觉得怎样

Um, not great, I guess. But Penny and I are just friends.

不怎么好我想但我和佩妮现在只是朋友

I don't care. This is a woman you have slept with. If you want her around, then I have to wonder if maybe you're not ready to move on.

我不管她曾跟你上过床要是你仍想她在眼前晃那我不得不认为你仍对她旧情难忘

No, no-no-no, I'm ready! I gave up the gift of sight for you. If that's not moving on, what is?

不不不我忘了我都为了你宁愿目不能视这还不算忘了旧情算什么

You need to cut the cord with Penny. Oh... okay.

我想让你跟佩妮彻底断了哦好的

You don't sound very confident.

你好像不是很有信心

No, no, I'm confident. It's not like I'm unfamiliar with the "get lost" conversation. Although, this will be the first time I'll be the one saying it.

不不我很有信心我很清楚什么叫“我要跟你一刀两断” 虽然这是第一次我跟人这么说

Thank you. I appreciate it.

谢谢你我很感激

Sure.Oh, God, you smell so good. Of course, that could just be my other senses getting stronger.

应该的天哪你真香当然也有可能是我其他感官更加灵敏了

Hypothetically, if I had access to a Lieutenant Uhura uniform, would you wear it?

假设我能弄到一件乌胡拉中尉的制服你会穿吗（《星际迷航》角色女性）

Leonard, it's a source of great pain to me and my family that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe. Can we not discuss it?

莱纳德这是我和我家人莫大的痛苦因为我哥衣柜居然有这一套行头能不讨论这个吗

I'm sorry. Never mind. And was your card the jack of diamonds? Oh, unbelievable!

抱歉别介意你之前拿的牌就是方块J吗难以置信

Know how he did it yet?

知道他怎么做到的了吗

Aw, he has the same look my little nephew gets when he can't figure out how I got his nose.

嗷他跟我小侄子一个表情他想不通为何我鼻子跟他一样时就这样

You know, I have some remedial magic tricks that might be more your speed. Like, ooh, look! The pencil's rubber!

我还有几个治愈系的小魔术可能更适合你比如快看看这铅笔上的橡皮

Hey, I think I know how you did the card trick.

我想我知道你怎么变的了

Oh, please, if I don't know, you don't know. That's axiomatic.

拜托我都不明白你怎么可能知道这是不言自明的

Come here. You're right. Not too bad for someone who doesn't know what "axiomatic" means.

我说给你听还真给你说对了对一个不知道什么叫“不言自明”的人来说还真不赖

Oh, hi. Hey, you, What happened with the contacts?

嗨你好你的隐形眼镜呢

One of them's upstairs. The other one sort of slipped back into my skull.

一个在楼上另一个好像已经跑脑袋里了

Hey, is that one of the new shirts Priya got you?

这是普丽娅给你买的新衬衫吗

Yeah.

对

You don't wanna wash that. No? No, that's silk.

可不能这么洗不能吗不能这是丝织品

Seriously, what would you do without me? Yeah. You know, I gotta tell you, I think you got a real winner with Priya.

老实说没有我你可怎么办哦是啊我不得不说我觉得你找上普丽娅真是太幸运了

Yeah, me, too.

我也这么想

She seems really sweet. Believe me, you do not want to take that for granted. There are a lot of bitches out there.

她真是太可爱了相信我你可不能觉得理所当然外面可有大堆大堆的婊子

Yeah, bitches are the worst.

是啊找个婊子可就太糟了

All right, I'll see you later.

好了回见

Uh, Penny, there's something I have to tell you.

佩妮我有事想跟你说

What?

什么

Okay, uh, how do I put this? Um... are you familiar with Darwin's observation of the finches in the Galapagos Islands?

好吧怎么说呢你了解达尔文在加拉帕戈斯群岛考察雀类时的观察法吗

Did they make a movie about it?

有拍电影出来吗

No.

没有

Then no.

那我不了解

All right, well, anyway, Darwin observed that when two groups of finches competed over the same food source, eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape so they could feed on something else.

好吧达尔文观察到当两组雀类去竞争同一种食物来源最终其中一种会进化出不同的鸟嘴从而能以别的东西为食

Okay.

好吧

So what do you think we can learn from that behavior that we can apply to our own lives?

你觉得我们可以从该行为中学到什么可以运用于自己生活中的

Uh, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?

一鸟在手胜过二鸟在林?

Sure, that has birds in it.

当然这话里也有鸟

It's fun talking to you, Leonard; I always learn stuff.

跟你说话真有趣莱纳德总学得到东西

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna count that.