搞笑生活哲理短句

1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...

3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~

6. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"

1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱!

2.烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...

3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!

4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

5.谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

6."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"