奶酪盒在办公室冰箱里放了7年之后走红

奶酪盒在办公室冰箱里放了7年之后走红

Office workers will be familiar with the drama and intrigue that surrounds the office fridge – the disappearing sandwiches, the opening of new milk when others remain unfinished, the passive-aggressive notes left by disgruntled colleagues… it’s all part of the fun.

办公室职员将会熟悉办公室冰箱周围的戏剧性和阴谋——消失的三明治，别人还没吃完的新牛奶的打开，心怀不满的同事留下的消极攻击的便条……这些都是乐趣的一部分。

This story isn’t about a missing snack however, it is quite the opposite! Reddit user jgbones, also know as Julia from Philadelphia, shared the office legend that is a tub of pineapple cottage cheese (sounds pretty gross to be fair, I wouldn’t touch it).

这个故事不是关于一个丢失的零食，而是相反的!红迪网用户jgbones，也就是来自费城的Julia，分享了一桶菠萝奶酪的办公室传说(公平地说，听起来很恶心，我不会碰它)。

This little tub of cheesy weirdness has survived in the fridge for seven years now!

这一小盆奇形怪状的奶酪已经在冰箱里放了七年了!

“Happy Anniversary to this lil tub of pineapple cottage cheese – it has now survived SEVEN years in our work fridge without being thrown out! I take a picture with it each year,” Julia wrote.

“祝这一桶菠萝村舍奶酪周年快乐——它在我们的工作冰箱里保存了7年，没有被扔掉!”我每年都和它合影，”茱莉亚写道。

Julia told Bored Panda her guilty secret – the cheese is indeed hers. “I bought it back in 2012 – opened it – tasted it – hated it (no surprise, its low fat and has weird fake pineapple in it) – and threw it in the fridge,” she told us.

茱莉亚告诉Bored Panda她有罪的秘密——奶酪确实是她的。她告诉我们:“我在2012年把它买回来——打开它——品尝它——讨厌它(不奇怪，它的脂肪含量低，里面还有奇怪的假菠萝)——然后把它扔进了冰箱。”

“It managed to get pushed to the back, I forgot about it, no one touched it, and then, sure enough, it managed to survive a whole year with no one noticing it. Then it became a joke – no one wanted to throw it out!”

“它设法被推到了后面，我把它给忘了，没有人碰它，然后，果然，它在没有人注意的情况下存活了整整一年。然后它变成了一个笑话——没有人想把它扔出去!”

“The cheese is in a tub, with the lid on. The seal has been broken, but it’s never the perpetrator of any weird odors. We moved offices earlier this year and now we have more room, two fridges – no smells – and we’re a happy family. Besides – everyone respects the cheese – it’s been here for a long time!”

“奶酪在一个有盖子的浴缸里。封印被打破了，但它从来没有发出过任何奇怪的气味。今年早些时候我们搬了办公室，现在我们有了更多的房间，两个冰箱——没有气味——我们是一个幸福的家庭。再说——人人都尊重奶酪——它在这里已经有很长时间了!”

Julia is waiting for the right moment to open up the cheese or throw it away – either when she leaves the job or it hits 10 years residence in the fridge. “Or maybe I’ll bestow it on another colleague?” she adds with a laugh.

茱莉亚正在等待一个合适的时机来打开奶酪或者把它扔掉——要么等到她离职的时候，要么等到奶酪在冰箱里放了10年。“或者我把它送给另一个同事?”她笑着补充道。

“I haven’t opened it since I bought it – so I wonder what it looks like inside. My boyfriend is incredibly against it staying in the fridge at home, so it’s got a bunch of post-it notes saying DON’T TOSS, and everyone here in the office knows not to touch it.”

她说:“自从我买了这个盒子以来，我还没有打开过它，所以我想知道里面是什么样子。我男朋友非常反对把它放在家里的冰箱里，所以冰箱里有一堆便利贴，上面写着不要乱扔，办公室里的每个人都知道不要碰它。”

Image credits: jgbones