玉米

    A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Can I have some corn?
   
    鸭子走进酒吧，叫酒保上玉米。酒保说：“这儿没有玉米，出去。”于是鸭子出去了。第二天，它回来了，又叫上玉米，酒保说：“告诉你了，根本就没有玉米！出去！”于是鸭子又走了。第二天鸭子又来叫上玉米，酒保说：“最后跟你说一次，我们不卖玉米！你要是再敢来，我就用钉子把你两个脚片子钉在地板上！”于是鸭子又走了。第二天，鸭子来问说：“你们有钉子吗？”酒保说：“没有，当然没有啦。酒吧怎么会卖钉子？”鸭子跟着又说：“好。能给我上一份玉米吗？”