最丑的小孩

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

    一个女人抱着她的孩子搭上一辆巴士。司机说，“那是我见过的最丑的小孩了，呃咯！”那个女人生气的走到巴士后排坐下。她对身旁的一个男人抱怨到，“刚才司机在侮辱我！”那个男人说：“你直接过去，叫他闭嘴。你去吧，猴子我帮你抱着。”