英语幽默:自己做好准备

A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." 
一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。” 
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself." 
两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”