英语幽默:英语幽默五则(2)

 

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

    Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 

    " A kid bit me," replied Ivan. 

    " Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 

    " I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里 

   伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

 “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”