双语幽默：首次造访

　　A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

　　Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

　　"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

　　首次造访

　　一位年轻漂亮的女士首次去看她的新医生，发现自己一个人在小小的接待室里。她开始紧张不安地脱衣服，准备好即将开始的检查。正当她脱下最后一件衣服，放到椅背上时，一个年轻的医生轻轻敲了敲门，大步走了进来。

　　医生突然停了下来，带着非常欣赏的目光，上上下下打量着那一丝不挂的病人，

　　“琼斯小姐，”他最终开口道，“很显然，直到今天，你还从来没有检查过眼睛。”