双语幽默笑话：回心转意

回心转意

Dear Susan:

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.

Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never meet another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so much.

Yours always and truly.

P.s: Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

亲爱的苏姗：

我的小甜心。自从我解除与你的婚约后，我一直倍感孤独凄凉，简直心力交瘁。

请你考虑回到我的身边好吗?你在我心目中的地位是任何女人都无法代替的。我再也不会遇到像你这样的女人了。我是多么需要你呀。你能原谅我，让我们重新开始吗?我是多么爱你啊。

始终属于你，忠实于你的。

附注：恭喜你中了州彩票。