双语幽默笑话:奖品

奖品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.

小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品，妈妈。”他解释道。

"A prized What for，dear"

“奖品?因为什么得的，宝贝?”

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I said three."

“因为自然史。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿，我说有三条。”

“But an ostrich has only two legs."

“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

"I know it now. But all the pupil said four，so !was the closest."

“我现在知道了。但是其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”