双语幽默笑话：整容的代价

健全的精神寓于健康的体魄。

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. While on the op-erating table, she had a near-death experience.She saw God.

一个叫雪莉的妇女来自贝弗利山。一天，她心脏病发作，被送进了塞达斯辛耐医院。在手术台上，她经历了生死的瞬间。她见到了上帝。

A:Is this it?

我就这样完了吗?

B:No,you have another 30 to 40 years to live.

不，你还能活三四十年。

( Upon her recovery ,she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants,a face Iift, liposuction and breast augmentation.She even had someone dye. her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Ce-dars Sinai lobby after the alst operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

心脏病好了之后，她决定待在医院里，作胶原蛋白注射、面颊移植、脸部隆型、吸脂术以及隆胸等一系列美容整容手术。她还请人烫染了头发。她想既然自己还有三四十年的活头，就应该好好活出个滋味儿来。她做完最后一个手术后，刚走出塞达斯辛耐医院，就被一辆迎头疾驰而来的救护车撞死了。)

A:I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?

我原以为你说过我还能活三四十年?

B:Shirley!I didn't recognize you!

雪莉!我没认出是你!