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Knowledge is power.
知识就是力量。

Needles are not Nice
讨厌打针

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
比尔和鲍勃俩小孩坐在一所诊所外。比尔正在大声地哭。

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
“你为什么哭啊?”鲍勃问。

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
“我来验血,”比尔抽泣着说。

"So? Are you afraid?"
“所以呢?你害怕吗?”

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
“不。为了验血,他们切了我的手指。”

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
鲍勃一听,立马也大声哭起来。

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
令人吃惊的是,比尔停止哭泣问鲍勃,“你为什么哭了?”

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
鲍勃回答,“我是来做尿检的!”


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