英语笑话：帮助

 

A：救命呀!!我溺水了!

B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!

B：别担心!照我说的做，你会没事的!

B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!

B：你要吸空气，不要吸水进到肺部呀!

A: I cant! I dont think!

A：不行呀。。。我不认为。。。

A: GlueGlueGlue

A：咕噜咕噜咕噜(不断呛水中。。)

Disappeared

(在水中沉没了。。)

B: If he isnt going to accept my help, why did he ask?

B：他都不接收我的帮助，干嘛要问我呀?