英语笑话：为妈妈煮茶

Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.

不知道你注意到没有，孩子们有时想帮你的忙，但却让你的生活更加复杂。下面是一位患病的母亲，她可爱的女儿想好好照顾她的故事。

A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you

妈妈，让我把枕头给你抖松。

B:OK.

好吧。

A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.

妈妈，这是本杂志，你可以看看它。

B:OK.Thank you!

好吧。谢谢你。

A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.

妈妈，我为你煮了一杯茶，给你。

B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.

(喝茶)真是好女儿，我不知道休还会煮茶。

A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.

哦，是的，我像你那样把茶叶放在水中，煮开，然后我把它过滤到水杯里。但是我找不到过滤器，我就用了苍蝇拍。

B:You what?

你用了什么?

A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.

哦，别担心，妈妈。我没用新的苍蝇拍，我用的是旧的。