英语笑话：最晚回家

Mr.and Mrs.Jones seldom go out in the evening.But last Satur-day, Mrs. Jones want to go to the cinema.

琼斯夫妇晚上很少出去。可上星期六，琼斯太太想去看电影。

A:There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Shall we go and see it?

今晚电影院有场好电影，我们去看吗?

Mr. Jones was quite happy about it. So they went and both of them en-joyed the film very much!When they came out of the cinema, it was al-ready 11 o'clock. They got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark.

琼斯先生对此感到非常高兴。于是他们便去了，他俩儿都喜爱这部影片。当他们从电影院出来时已经11点钟了。他们赶紧上了车，开始朝家开去，天色很黑。

A:Look，Bill. A woman is running along the road very fast, and a man is running after her. Can you see them?

快看，比尔!有个女人正沿着公路飞快地奔跑，后面还有一个男人在追她，你看见了吗?

B:Yes, I can.(Driving the car slowly near the woman)Can I help you?

是的，我看见了。(把车慢慢地开到女人身旁)我能帮助你吗?

C:No, thanks. My husband and I always run home after the film because whoever gets home late will wash the dishes.

不，谢谢。我和我丈夫每次看完电影之后总是跑着回家，因为谁最后到家，谁就要洗盘子。