英语笑话：sooner or later

A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

一个偷盗惯犯被带到了法官面前。

Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

法官：你偷过东西吗?

Thief: Oh, now and then.

小偷：噢，时不时的。

Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

法官：那你是从哪里偷的呢?

Thief: Oh, here and there.

小偷：噢，或者或那。

Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

法官：很好。把他关起来，警官。

Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

小偷：嘿，我什么时候能出来?

Judge: Oh, sooner or later.

法官：噢，或迟或早。