英语幽默笑话：律师的狗

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔) a butcher shop and steals a roast.

一个律师的狗挣开绳索跑了，直奔肉店偷了块烤肉。

Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

屠夫去律师的办公室问他：“如果一个人的狗跑到我店里偷了块肉，我有没有权利要求狗的主人付账?”

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

律师回答“当然。”

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

“那你欠我8.5美元，你的狗跑掉了，偷了我家一块肉。”

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for$8.50.

律师什么也没说，就给他开了8.5美元的支票。

Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds anenvelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

几天后，屠夫打开邮箱，看到一封来自律师的信：20美元咨询费。