双语幽默笑话：养宠物

A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den. while an ojd lady passing by.

一个小男孩在花园里给一只身上很脏的小花猫洗澡，正在这时，一个上了年纪的女士从旁边经过。

A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and die.

小家伙，你不应该在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会生病,甚至会死。

The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead kitten lying beaide him.

可是，小男孩继续给小猫洗澡，几乎对那位女士置之不理。两小时以后，那位女士返回时看见那个小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小猫躺在他的身旁，死了。

B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the cold water?

小家伙，我不是告诉休了吗?如果在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会死的。

A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng him dry.

可是，阿姨，他不是因为我给它洗澡死的，当我把他拧于时，他就死了。