英文幽默语录四则

1.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

光跑得比声音快，这就是为什么有些人看起来灵光，直到他们开口说话。

2.War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

战争并不决定谁对(right为英文双关语：右/对)--只是谁留下来(left为英文双关语：左/留)。

3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

上教堂并不会使你成为一个基督徒，正如站在车房里不会使你成为一部车子。

4.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

每个成功的男人背后是他的女人。每个从成功坠毁的男人背后通常是另一个女人。