英语幽默：带钱上天堂take money to heaven

An elderly lawyer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the money he had with him to heaven.

一个老律师就要死了。一天他告诉他妻子，他想到了一个办法可以把他所有的钱带去天堂。

He told his wife to put all of his money in the attic so when he died he could grab it on the way up.

他告诉妻子，把他所有的钱都放到阁楼，那样他去天堂的路上就可以顺便带走。

A couple of weeks after he died his wife was cleaning out the attic and saw that the money bags were still there.

他死后两三个星期，他的妻子打扫阁楼发现钱袋子还在那里。

 "That old fool," she chuckled. "I told him that we should have put the money in the basement!"

“这个老傻瓜，”她窃笑着说。“早就告诉他，应该把钱放到地下室才对！”