英语幽默：I Need Your Football我需要你的足球

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? "

"No," said the mother, "It's too cold. "

"Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"

乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”

“不行，”那位妈妈说，“天气太冷了。”

“ 噢，那么，” 乔冶， “他的足球可以出来玩吗?”