幽默笑话精粹54：魔鬼的血

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day，enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

一天，亚瑟正坐在当地酒吧的外面，享受着啤酒的美味，逍遥自得。这时一个修女突然出现在他的桌前，开始谴责饮酒所带来的罪恶。

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a the blood of the devil!”

“年轻人。你应该为你自己而感到耻辱!喝酒是一种罪过!酒精就像是魔鬼的鲜血!”

Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this，and goes on the offensive. "How do you know Sister?"

这时亚瑟感到有些厌烦就开始辩解:“大姐你是怎么知道的?”

"My Mother Superior told me so.”

“我们修道院的院长这么告诉我的。”

"But have you ever had a drink yourself`? How can you he sure that what you are saying is right?"

“但是你自己从来没有喝过，你怎么就知道你说的是正确的呢?”

"Don’t be ridiculous一of course I have never taken alcohol myself.”

“别开玩笑了，我自己当然没有沾过酒了。”

"Then let me buy you a drink，一if you still believe afterwards that it is evil 1 will give up drink for life.”

“那么我请你喝一杯吧。如果你尝过之后还是那么认为，我就一生不再饮酒。”

"How could I，a Nun，sit outside this public house drinking?!”

“我，一个修女，怎么能这样做?坐在酒吧外面喝酒?!”

"I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you , then no one will know.”

“我会叫服务员把酒倒在茶杯里的，没有人会知道。”

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

那个修女极其不情愿的同意了。然后亚瑟走进了酒吧。

"Another pint for me, and a vodka,” then he lowers his voice and says to the barman，"and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

“再给我来一杯啤酒和一杯伏特加”，他压低他的嗓音对服务员说，“你能不能把伏特加酒倒在一个茶杯里?”

"Oh no! It’s not that bloody Nun again is it?"

“噢，天哪!是不是那个魔鬼之血’的修女又来骗酒喝了?”