幽默笑话精粹73：老夫老妻

A couple had been married for 50 years. "Things have really changed,” she said. "You used to sit very close to me.”

一对夫妻结婚已经五十年了。“今非昔比啦!”她说，过去你总是紧紧地挨着我坐。”

"Well，I can remedy that ,”he said, moving next to her on the couch.

“嗯，我可以做些补救，”他说，挪到长沙发上，坐在她的旁边。

"And you used to hold me tight.”

“过去你总是紧紧地抱着我。”

"How's that?" He asked as he gave her a hug.

“怎么样?”他拥抱了她一下，问道。

"Do you remember you used to nudge my neck and nibble on my ear lobes?"

“你记不记得过去你总是贴近我的脖子，咬我的耳朵?’’

He jumped to his feet and left the room. "Where are you going?” she asked.

他跳起来离开了房间。“你去哪儿?”她问道。

"I'll be right back ,”he said, "I've got to get my teeth!”

“我马上就回来，”他说，“我得去取我的牙齿!”