幽默笑话精粹85：换个工作

The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”

医生看了一下病人的舌头，摸了摸脉，敲了敲胸部，然后说:“老问题，朋友。活动太少，别不承认。你需要大量的户外锻炼，散步，散步，散步。

“But, doctor. . .”

“可是，医生……”

“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”

“别和我争论，我是医生。听我的劝告，走十倍于你现在走的路。这是治愈你的病的惟一方法。”

“But my business…”

“但我的工作……”

"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"

“问题就在这里，你的工作!噢，换个工作，这样你就有机会多走动了。你是干什么的?”

“I'm a letter-tamer.”

“我是一个邮递员。”