英语冷笑话：The Perfect Son 完美的儿子

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

　　A：我有一个很完美的儿子。

　　B：他抽烟吗?

　　A：不抽。

　　B：他喝威士忌酒吗?

　　A：不喝。

　　B：他会不会很晚回家?

　　A：不会。

　　B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?

　　A：下个星期三就满6个月了。