英语幽默笑话30秒Unit27：Broken Finger断指

　　有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。

　　"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

　　医生问她：“你哪里痛?”

　　"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

　　女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”

　　"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

　　医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”

　　The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

　　这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;

　　"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

　　“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：

　　"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

　　“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：

　　"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

　　“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”

　　The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."

　　医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”