美国流行笑话：Much more humane 人道得多

146　Much more humane 人道得多

“Good morning, I'd like some rat poison, please.” “I'm sorry sir, we don't sell it. Have you tried Boots?” “No, poisoning is much more humane than kicking them to death.”

“早上好！我要买一些耗子药。”“对不起，先生。我们不卖耗子药。你有没有试过耗子夹子？”“没有。用耗子药比把耗子踢死要人道得多。”