美国流行笑话：What position do you play? 你是踢什么位置的？

208　What position do you play? 你是踢什么位置的？

After I had injured one of my shins for the umptieth time, my doctor suggested I wear some sort of protection. Remembering the shin guards I wore when I played soccer over 60 years ago, I went to a sporting goods store. I'm a petite, elderly woman, so when a young man came to help me, I said, “Don't laugh, but I'm looking for a pair of shin guards for soccer.” “Okay,” he said with a completely straight face. “What position do you play?”
在我无数次伤到一根胫骨以后，医生建议我采取一些保护措施。我记得六十多年前踢足球时候戴过的护胫，就到一家体育用品商店去。我是一个瘦小的老太太。所以，当一个年轻小伙子过来招呼我的时候，我对他说：“不要笑话我。我要买一副踢足球用的护胫。”他非常严肃地说：“你是踢什么位置的？”