双语医患笑话：386　I'm watching “ER” 我正在看电视连续剧《急诊室》

英语笑话

386　I'm watching “ER” 我正在看电视连续剧《急诊室》

My mom, a nurse in the emergency room, was having an insane evening. First, a woman who had delivered her baby in a car was rushed in. Next was a man carrying a lifeless body yelling, “Help me!” In the middle of all this, a patient escaped from the psychiatric ward, tore off her clothes and went running through the halls naked. During a lull, Mom called home. “You wouldn't believe the night I'm having,” she said to my dad. “Can't talk now,” he interrupted. “I'm watching ‘ER’.”

我妈妈是在急诊室值班的护士。这天晚上简直让她发疯。首先冲进来的是一个把孩子生在汽车里的妇女。接着是一个男子扛着一个已经死了的尸体大喊：“帮帮我！”更添乱的是一个女精神病人从病房里逃出来，撕掉自己的衣服，赤身裸体地在大厅里狂奔而过。等情况稍微平息，我妈妈给家里打了一个电话，告诉我爸爸说：“你不会相信我这个晚上是什么样的。”我爸爸打断她说：“我现在不能闲聊。我正在看电视连续剧《急诊室》呢。”