英语笑话 - 老人篇：642　You're rushing things 你们是太性急了

英语笑话

642　You're rushing things 你们是太性急了

We had just received the exciting news that our daughter was pregnant with her first child. So we decided to order a gift from a maternity store near her called Great Expectations. We checked the phone book and located a Great Expectations in our town. But when my wife went to the address, all she found was a storefront office. “Where are the clothes?” she asked the man sitting behind the front desk. With a very puzzled look on his face, the man responded, “Clothes?” “Maternity clothes.” “I think you're rushing things,” he said. “This is a dating service.”

我们听到一个非常令人兴奋的消息，我们的女儿怀上了她的第一个孩子。我们决定从她附近的一个叫做“好希望”的孕妇用品商店订一样礼物送给她。我们查了电话号码本，找到我们镇上的“好希望”商店。但是，当我太太找到那个地址的时候，却只找到一个铺面的办公室。她问坐在前台的男人：“衣服在哪里？”那个男人脸上露出非常不解的表情，说：“衣服？”“孕妇衣服。”“我想你们是太性急了。我们是婚姻介绍所。”