英语笑话 - 青少年篇：654　No woman can get ready in ten minutes 没有女人能在十分钟就准备好的

英语笑话

654　No woman can get ready in ten minutes 没有女人能在十分钟就准备好的

Mike came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. “What's the story this time, Mike?” his boss asked sarcastically. “Let's hear a good excuse for a change.” Mike sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, boss. My wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. I swam across the river—see, my suit's still damp—ran out to the airport, got a ride on helicopter, landed on top of City Music Hall.” “You'll have to do better than that, Mike,” said the boss. “No woman can get ready in ten minutes!”

麦克在一星期之内已经第三次迟到一小时。他的上司嘲弄他说：“麦克，这一次是什么故事啊？能不能找一个新的借口让我们换换口味？”麦克叹了一口气说：“头儿，今天早上什么都不顺。太太决定送我去车站，她十分钟就准备好了。可是，活动吊桥卡住了。我游泳过了河。你瞧，我衣服还湿着呢。我跑步到飞机场，搭上直升机，停在市音乐厅的顶上。”上司说：“麦克，你该编得好一点。哪有女人能在十分钟就准备好的？”