英语笑话 - 婚姻篇：813　If you smile, put them back 如果你微笑，就把它们放回去

英语笑话

813　If you smile, put them back 如果你微笑，就把它们放回去

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on the list was “comfortable underwear.” I asked, “How will I know which ones to pick?” “Hold them up and imagine them on me,” she said. “If you smile, put them back.”

我太太在没有预期的情况下紧急住进医院，她让我从家里带一些东西给她。在她的单子上有一项是“舒服的裤衩”。我问她：“我怎么知道拿哪些？”她说：“把它们拿起来，想像它们穿在我身上。如果你微笑，就把它们放回去。”