双语黑色笑话：839　The numbers followed 9-1-1 9-1-1后面的号码

英语笑话

839　The numbers followed 9-1-1 9-1-1后面的号码

“Did you hear what happened?” Mike asked when he saw me walking down the hallway. “Hear what,” I asked. “Terry, the vice president died about one hour ago.” “What?” I asked, totally stunned. “He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack,” Mike began explaining, “Everyone was gone except his secretary.” “Boy, was that young blonde babe?” “Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though.” “What do you mean?” I asked. “Terry kept yelling at her ‘to call 9-1-1.’ She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number.”

我在走廊里碰见麦克。他问我：“你知道发生什么事了吗？”我说：“什么事？”“我们的副总裁泰瑞大约一个小时前死了。”“什么？”我完全惊呆了。麦克开始解释：“他在午饭时间工作，心肌梗塞发作了。除了他的秘书以外，谁都不在。”“乖乖，是那个年轻的金发宝贝吗？”“是呀，就是她。结果她看来不是太聪明。”我问：“你什么意思？”“泰瑞一直对她喊：‘打911’，她却一直站在那里等泰瑞给她911后面的号码。”