双语黑色笑话：842　Who honked the horn 谁按了喇叭

英语笑话

842　Who honked the horn 谁按了喇叭

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path. I rushed to see if she was all right. “I'm fine,” she assured me, “but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked.”

我开车进到一个停车场的时候，看到一条狗坐在一辆小型卡车的方向盘后面，正朝着一个步行的妇女滑行过去。她似乎没有觉察。于是我就按喇叭警告她。她及时抬起头来，跳出卡车的行进路线。我赶紧跑过去看看她有没有受伤。她说：“我没事。不过我不敢想象，如果那条狗不按喇叭的话，我会出什么事。”