双语黑色笑话：869　What does the ticket say? 这票上怎么说？

英语笑话

869　What does the ticket say? 这票上怎么说？

I am a conductor on the rail road. One day, I saw a passenger seemed irritated at having to hand over his ticket to be punched. “Where are you going today?” I asked, smiling. “Well, what does the ticket say?” replied the traveler sarcastically. “Um, it says you're on the wrong train,” I informed him. “What am I supposed to do now?” asked the flustered passenger. Returning the punched card, I replied calmly, “Ask the ticket.”

我是火车上的验票员。有一天，我碰到一个乘客很不耐烦地把票递给我打洞。我问他：“今天你到哪里去？”这个乘客嘲笑地回答：“嗯，这票上怎么说？”我告诉他：“哦，这票上说你上错车了。”他紧张地问我：“那我该怎么办？”我把打了洞的票还给他，说：“问这票吧。”