双语黑色笑话：902　I went out and followed some tracks 我出门，沿着踪迹走

英语笑话

902　I went out and followed some tracks 我出门，沿着踪迹走

A blonde, a red-head and a brunette went hunting. They got to the cabin and the brunette went out first. She was gone about an hour and came back with a small doe. The other women were screaming, “How did you do that?” She said, “I went out and followed some tracks and shot it.” The red head said I could do this and she went out for an hour and a half and came back with a buck. The blonde said, “Wow how did you do that?” She said, “I went out followed some tracks and shot it.” The blonde said I could do this and went out. She came back two and a half hours later and she was covered with cuts and scratches and she was bleeding. The other two started saying what happened. And the blonde said, “Well, I went out, followed some tracks, and a train hit me!”

一个金发女郎、一个红发女郎和一个深色头发女郎一起去打猎。她们到了一个小木屋，深色头发女郎先出去。一个小时以后，她带着一只小母鹿回来了。那两个女人大叫：“你怎么打到的？”她说：“我出门，沿着踪迹走，然后射击。”红发女郎说她也能干。她出去一个半小时以后，带着一只公鹿回来了。金发女郎说：“哇，你怎么打到的？”她说：“我出门，沿着踪迹走，然后射击。”金发女郎说她也能干，就出去了。两个半小时以后，她回来了，到处是割伤、刮伤，浑身是血。那两个人问她发生了什么。她说：“嗯，我出门，沿着轨道（踪迹）走，然后一辆火车撞了我。”