双语笑话：你知道我要说什么

You Know That

There was a pet store and the owner had a parrot. In walked a couple and the parrot said to the man，“Hey you！”The man said WHAT！？The parrot said，“Your wife is fat and ugly.”The man got totally upset and huffed and went to the pet storeowner and said，“Your bird just insulted my wife. It said she was fat and ugly.”

The owner stormed over，grabbed the bird，took him in the“back room”，shook him a bit，pulled out a few feathers，got in his face and said，“Don’t you ever，ever say anything to embarrass any of my customers again. You got that！！！”

With that warning he took the bird and put him back on his perch. The old bird shook out his feathers and relaxed on his perch. A couple of weeks passed and in walked this guy and his wife again. The parrot said，“Hey You！”The guy said WHAT！？The parrot answered，“You know that.”

你知道我要说什么

在一家宠物店里，店主有只会说话的鹦鹉。一天走进来一对夫妇，鹦鹉对男的说：“嗨，伙计！”男的说：“你说什么？！”鹦鹉说：“你老婆又肥又丑。”男的感到心烦意乱，愤怒地来到店主跟前说：“我妻子刚才被你的鹦鹉羞辱了，它说我妻子又肥又丑。”

店主勃然大怒，一把抓住鹦鹉，把它带到店堂里面的屋子里，用力摇晃它，并拔下几根羽毛，威胁道：“再也不要对我的顾客说那些令人尴尬的话。听明白没有！！！”

警告完后，店主把鹦鹉带回店堂，放在了栖木上。鹦鹉抖抖自己的毛，惬意地栖息在那儿。几个星期后，那对夫妇又进来了。鹦鹉说道：“嗨，伙计！”男的说：“你说什么！？”鹦鹉答道：“你知道我要说什么。”