双语笑话：好大的卫生间

Very Large Toilet

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas．When he arrived on the plane，he felt the seats and said，“Wow，these seats are big！”The person next to him answered，“Everything is big in Texas．”

When he finally arrived in Texas，he decided to visit a bar．Upon arriving in the bar，he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands．He exclaimed，“Wow，these mugs are big！”The bartender replied，“Everything is big in Texas．”

After a few beers，the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located．The bartender replied，“Second door to the right．”The blind man headed for the bathroom，but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door．Instead，he entered the third door，which led to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident．

Scared to death，the blind man started shouting，“Don’t flush，don’t flush！”

好大的卫生间

曾经有个盲人打算到得克萨斯旅游。他上了飞机，坐在位子上说：“哦，好大的座位呀！”他邻座的人说道：“得克萨斯的每样东西都很大。”

到了得克萨斯后，他决定去酒吧喝酒。进了酒吧，他要了一份啤酒，双手抱着一个杯子，大叫道：“哇，杯子也这么大！”招待说：“得克萨斯的每样东西都很大。”

那个盲人喝了点啤酒，问招待卫生间在哪儿。招待答道：“右边第二个门。”盲人就向卫生间方向走去，不巧的是他被绊了一跤，错过了第二个门。结果，他进了第三个门，那儿通向游泳池，不幸的是他又恰巧掉了进去。

他吓得要死，大喊道：“别冲厕所，别冲厕所！”