双语笑话：对不起

Excuse Me

There were five kindergarten classes．One of the classes had a mean teacher．Meaner than you can think of．She wanted everyone to use their manners even if they were in a kindergarten class．

One day，several kids had to use the bathroom so they shot their hands up and said，“Teacher，I need to use the bathroom！”

The teacher got mad because they asked in a rude way．So she told them to say“Excuse me．”

Then the next day a boy had to use the bathroom．So he shot his hand up and said，“Teacher，I need to use the bathroom！”The teacher said，“Excuse me！”Then the boy said，“What，do you have to use the bathroom，too？”

对不起

一个幼儿园有五个班级。其中有个班的老师很苛刻，她苛刻的程度令人难以想象。即使是幼儿园的孩子，也要求他们要绝对有礼貌。

一天，有几个孩子想去厕所，他们举手说：“老师，我们想去厕所！”

老师认为孩子们太粗鲁了，非常生气。因此，她告诉孩子们要先说“对不起”。

第二天，一个男孩子想去厕所，他举手说道：“老师，我想去厕所！”老师说：“对不起！”男孩立即说：“啊？老师，你也要去厕所呀？”