家庭笑话：8、 7-UP worker's worry 七喜员工的担心

8. 7-UP worker's worry

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.

The nurse came up to the first man and said, "Congratulations1, you got twins." The man said, "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins2."

After a while the nurse came up to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you got triplets3." The man said, "Hmmm, How strange, I worked as a director for the ‘3 musketeers'."

Finally, the nurse came up to the third man and said, "Congratulations, you got quadruplets4." The man was happy and said, "Ironic5, I work for the hotel ‘4 Seasons'."

All three of them were happy until they saw their last buddy6 jumping all over the place, cursing7 God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what was wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7-UP!"

Notes:

1. congratulation 祝贺

2. twins 双胞胎

3. triplets 三胞胎

4. quadruplets 四胞胎

5. ironic 滑稽的，好笑的

6. buddy 家伙，伙计

7. curse 诅咒

七喜员工的担心

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了，他们的妻子正在生产。

护士过来对第一个男人说：“恭喜，你得了双胞胎。”男人说：“多奇怪呀，我是明尼苏达双子队的经理。”

过了一会儿，护士过来对第二个男人说：“恭喜，你得了三胞胎。”男人很喜欢：“嗯，太巧了。我是三个火枪手糖果店的董事。”

最后，护士跑来对第三个男人说：“恭喜，你得了四胞胎。”男人很开心地说：“真令人啼笑皆非，我为四季宾馆工作。”

他们三个都很高兴，但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁，咒骂上帝并用头撞墙。他们问他有什么不对劲，他回答道：“什么不对劲？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！”

Useful link:

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