儿童英语笑话 上帝在哪里? Where is God?

027 上帝在哪里? Where is God?

A Sunday School teacher asked his class,"Where is God"

A boy raised his hand and said,"He's in Heaven."

A girl was called on and answered,"He's in my heart."

Johnny,waving his hand furiously,blurted out,"I know！ I know！He's in our bathroom！"

The teacher asked how he knew this. Johnny said,"Well … every morning,my father gets up,bangs on the bathroom door,and yells ‘ My God,are you still in there ’"

教会主日学校一个老师问他的学生:"上帝在哪里?"

一个男孩举手说:"他在天堂里。"

一个女孩被叫起来回答,她说:"他在我的心里。"

强尼拼命地挥手,大声叫喊: "我知道,我知道,他在我们家的厕所里。"

老师问他是怎么知道的。 强尼说:"嗯,每天早上我爸起床以后就敲

厕所的门,大喊: ‘ 我的上帝,你还在里面啊?’"

furiously ad. 狂怒,暴怒 blurt v. 脱口而出 bang v. 猛敲,砸