学生英语笑话 绝招 A unique trick

070 绝招 A unique trick

In a law class,the professor was illustrating a case. Seeing a student sleeping,he woke him up and asked him,"How do you sentence the case"

The student murmured and didn't know how to answer. The teacher further asked,"If you were the judge,what would you do"

The student immediately answered,"The court is dismissed ！"

法律课上,教授正在讲一个案例,看到一个学生在睡觉,就叫他起来,问他:"你怎样判这个案例?"

学生 支 支 吾 吾,不 能 回 答。 老 师 继 续 问:"如 果 你 是 法 官,你 该 怎么办?"

学生立刻答道:"退庭！"

murmur v. 低语,喃喃细语