学生英语笑话 上帝没看见你 God didn t see you

082 上帝没看见你 God didn t see you

A teacher fell asleep in the class. When woke up,he told students, "I had a dream to see God." The second day,one of his students also slept in class. The teacher knocked on the table to wake him up and said,"How can you sleep in class"

The student answered,"I also went to see God."

The teacher asked,"Then what did God say to you"

The student answered,"The God said he didn't see you yesterday."

一个教师在课堂上打瞌睡,醒来对学生说:"我做了个梦,去见上帝了。"第二天,一个学生也在课堂上打起了瞌睡,这个教师就敲桌子把他叫醒,说:"你怎么能在上课时睡觉?"

学生回答说:"我也去见上帝了。"

老师问道:"上帝对你说了什么?"

学生回答:"上帝说,他昨天没看见你。"

asleep a. 睡着的