人们太过努力地想让自己的T恤看起来很酷

人们太过努力地想让自己的T恤看起来很酷

Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

在所有令人畏缩的事情中，“坏男孩/女孩”的比喻是最糟糕的。有些人真的觉得有必要让世界知道他们有多坏，因为他们使用枪支/毒品/纹身/反自由主义或只是简单的卑鄙。然而，对于这些人周围的人来说，这种试图表现出坏自信的做法通常是令人畏缩的，而不是很酷。在这里，我们列出了所有试图让自己看起来很酷很前卫的可笑尝试。做好退缩的准备，然后往下翻阅，为那些让你笑(或退缩)的人投票。

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

“我是意大利人。我们不叫警察，我们叫家人。”

#2

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

”牧师。因为忍者不是正式的工作头衔”

#3

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

“嘿,在现实世界中，你没有得到奖杯,不是每个人都是赢家,没有人欠你什么,尖叫不代表你是对的,有时候你真的输了,哭解决不了问题,这个世界上没有什么是免费的,人们会说你不喜欢的事情,你并不是特别的!”

#4

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

"如果这面旗帜冒犯了你，我就帮你打包"

#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

“作为一个9月男孩，我是那种会帮你藏尸体的朋友，但是如果你背叛了我，记住我知道怎么藏尸体。”

#6

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

“我是那种每天早上当我的脚踩到地板上，魔鬼就会说‘哦，糟糕，他起来了!’”

#7

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

“我来到这个世界的时候，满身是别人的血，又踢又叫，我也可以这样回去。”

#8

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

“注意:我骑马，这意味着我有干草叉，有力气拉干草，有勇气在被踢了半吨重的动物后尖叫。你不会成为问题的。”

#9

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

“哦，你跑马拉松了?”那是太可爱了!也许等你长大了，你妈妈会让你跑完剩下的比赛!”

#10

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

“我可能看起来很安静、保守，但如果你在我打保龄球的时候惹我，我会爆发出一定程度的疯狂，让你的噩梦看起来像是一个快乐的地方。”

图片来源：Neringa