老师收集孩子们在父母不在的时候说的所有奇怪和有趣的事情

老师收集孩子们在父母不在的时候说的所有奇怪和有趣的事情

You've heard it once if you've heard it a thousand times before: kids say the darndest things. We've always loved the frank, honest and unadulterated way that little humans choose to express themselves - they see things from a different perspective to us grownups whose thoughts have been shaped and molded by the world around us.

如果你曾经听过它,那么你可能已经听过成千上万遍了:孩子们说的是最可怕的事情。我们一直都喜欢孩子们直率、诚实和纯粹的表达方式——他们从不同的角度看待事物，而我们这些成年人的思想已经被我们周围的世界所影响和塑造。

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she decided to start an Instagram account, called Live from Snack Time, to chronicle them. According to their bio, Alyssa "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously."

纽约一所学校的老师艾丽莎·考伊特被幼儿园孩子们的问题和评论深深吸引住了，于是她决定开设一个名为“零食时间的现场”的Instagram账号，把这些问题记录下来。根据他们的言论，阿丽莎“相信孩子们诚实、好奇，虽然经常困惑，但他们很聪明——认真对待孩子们说的话是老师的工作。”

She wants to help adults to understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.

她希望帮助成年人理解，孩子们并不总是为了寻求关注而做出令人发指的行为，相反，他们会认真思考，吸收新信息，全天候解决问题。

Since starting the page in 2015 together with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, they have since grown to almost 100K followers, and even have a book! It's called 'I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)' and is full of "Irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around!"

自2015年与华特迪士尼工作室的数字营销经理格雷格·邓巴一起创建该页面以来，他们的粉丝数量已经增长到近10万人，甚至还出版了一本书!这本书的名字叫《我在脑子里做作业(以及孩子们说的其他古怪的事情)》，书中充满了“小学课堂上不可抗拒的名言，证明孩子们确实会说一些最可怕的话——尤其是当他们的父母不在身边的时候!”

What do you think? What's the funniest, truest or most profound thing you've ever heard a child say? Scroll down to check out our faves from the page, and let us know what you think!

你觉得怎么样?你听过的孩子说过的最有趣、最真实或最深刻的话是什么?向下滚动，从页面中找出你最喜欢的，让我们知道你的想法!

#1

我哥哥长大后想成为一名海洋生物学家，所以我想变成一只海豚，这样我们就能永远在一起了。

#2

我知道彩虹旗是什么意思，每个人都能爱他们想爱的人。

#3

我的名字是Liz，是Lizard的缩写，不是Elizabeth。

#4

为什么不可以是星期一、星期二、星期六、星期日、星期三、星期四、星期六、星期日?

#5

我很感谢老师教我知识，让我可以与父母争论。

#6

我小姨居然是我妈妈的妹妹，这世界真小。

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